Biography Worksheet

You Know Your Getting Old......

AUG 08

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I decided I'd start keeping these when I found myself reading the obituraries and pointing at people younger then myself and noting out loud that I lasted longer then that somehow gave me a sense of accomplishment...very weired

Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service

Your childhood toys are now in a museum.

Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D

You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.

In a hostage situation you are the most likely to be released first

You sing along with the elevator music.

If you don't laugh at troubles , you won't have anything to laugh at when your old

The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

 At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

If it wasn't for muslce spasms I would not be getting any exercise at all 

Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever

Some people try and turn back thier odometers, not me, I want people to know why I look like this, I travelled a long way and some of the roads wern't paved!

Why do they put brille dots on the drive up at the atm?

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

It takes two tries to get up from the couch.















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